HELLO LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AND THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE UNDECIDED!
Now that I have your attention, my name is Daniel GreenWolf. I am a Bardic Magician & general mirth-maker here to tell all of you fine beautiful folks about this!:
That's right folks! It's The Wicked winter Renaissance Faire
Here's the info you neeed to know:
Date: Saturday, February 11th, 2006
Place: New Jersey Convention and Expo Center in Edison, New Jersey
Time: 12 Noon to Midnight
Ticket Price: Only $15.00 a ticket
The Bar being raised: This is an age 15+ faire! That means there are no limits as to the stupidity that will commence!
the Fun Stuff: performances by Muscial Performance artist VOLTAIRE
Bardic Magician DANIEL GREENWOLF (That's me)
Whip Expertise and Entertainment from ALL CRACKED UP
Sensual Gothic Bellydancing from GENIVIVA
What else can I write about this? PIGGY'S BONDAGE DEMOS
Bawdy Music from FLIRTS OF FANCIE
Plus tons more!
And with oner 100 vendors selling all kinds of things you find at a ren faire (and many things you'll only find at this adult ren faire!), you'll have plenty to see and more to do!
So what the hell are you waiting for? You can order tickets online at www.WICKEDFAIRE.com and get some great deals on merchandise and food and more!
GET your collective arses to Jeff Mach's Wicked Winter Renaissance Faire because hey, its WINTER! What the hell ELSE is a Rennie gonna do on the East coast?!